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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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fmylifedam 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:04

C-c-COMBO BREAKER

ShadowluigiXxP 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:10

Very... uniqu. Flm o.o

huggy515 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:11

Buy a new keyboard for $8 you cheap idiot

glacilia80 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:12

lool soo funnay :P

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:14

This joke is so old.. There are TWO Shift keys on almost every computer.

Huggz30 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:17

Hold the shift down when u don't want a CAP.

dragonmage64 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:20

yet Anonymous isn't in capital letters?

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:58

That is the default displayed by the system if the submitter doesn't enter a custom name.

yazdmich 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:21

FYI, sticky keys is for key combos like control alt delete, not to un-stick broken keys. idiot

JacksonHorton 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:22

it isn't even a real fml..... the today still woulda been lowercase.....

Kevin721_fml 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:30

just click shift when u need lowercase and hold it too

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