Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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Top comments

lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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lmfaoooooooooo 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:05

this is fake cause the "today" before all fmls is already written in normal letters

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:07

"Today" and "FML" are NOT automatically added for you on the website. The OP sent this FML from a laptop, on the website version. I hope that clears this up for the few people willing to read the previous comments before making accusations.

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:06

According to the "Submit your FML story" section: "An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself."

lionheart822 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:09

114- Thank you, Cap'n Crunch!

Edenbeam 19

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:11

Have you tried the shift key? :|

Jasmine143 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:16

LMFAO. (x Best FML Ever , Ahahah :D

Travis420 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:20

newfag ▲ ▲ ▲ use the on-screen keyboard

rgross43736 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:25

you can use change case in word, Google it if you have to...best of luck and keep the keyboard clean ;)

rgross43736 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:25

you can use change case in word, Google it if you have to...best of luck and keep the keyboard clean ;)

monkeebalz 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:31

TRY A NEW KEYBOARD

WallyTheWombat 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:33

He could turn sticky keys on.

ifatagiayodi 3

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:36

hahaha this is gold !

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