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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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By GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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By Rabzouz - 20/12/2008 08:16 - France

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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No typing! Only petting!

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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KaterPOOH 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:31

Just hole shift while you type.... LAME.

haylz86 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:33

press the shift button, then it won't type in caps

lillygreen024 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:36

LMFAO this is the best fml evvvverrrrr

69_jackson_69 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:37

Heheheh good pun 200

ohpoopy 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:40

im sorry. i hear keyboards r cheap. no more food wuth cinputer. ur yelling stopppp lol jk udk whoa squire ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>

EmmyRahh 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:43

I DID THAT THERE'S NO WAY BACK

overrandom 4

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:45

LMAO. I love this one!

SCrazy_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:47

hold down shift while typing there's your temperary solution

Zeusthegoose 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:51

fake no one can be this stupid

brutal757_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:53

hold down shift while youre typing, dumbass.

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