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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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By shouldhavecheckedthelock - 29/05/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

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By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

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Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 15:00

Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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iPunchedBigFoot 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:40

Shift key is ur ne best friend

adamshere 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:40

obviously fake. AH DUH MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK ON MY IPHONE

JJ1989 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:42

Don't yell at me, dammit! lmfao

CaptainPickles72 18

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:50

114- Thank you Captain and Tennille.

zeta24 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:50

I WONDER IF THE MANUFACTURER WILL REPLACE THE COMPUTER!

19brave91 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:54

You turned on sticky keys..u need to press shift five times should go away

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:54

LOLOLOL. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ACTUALLY GOT ACCEPTED. THIS FML IS FUNNY.

rubberbullets 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:57

we'll try to help you out but first you gotta stop yelling at us ; )~

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:00

114 - Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'll **** you with a rake. :D

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 22 March 2011 2:04

Honestly, this was hilarious, even though you are being serious. I would take your computer to the nearest Best Buy ASAP. I'm sorry, OP. FYL.

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