Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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twoitytwoitose 1

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:33

Then why is 'Today' also in caps? Busted.

RavenDesired 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 1:14

How about holding down 'shift.'

DS4KS4EVA 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:09

No you didn't... The ''Today,'' part of the fml is automated and would therefore be in lowercase even if your caps lock was stuck...

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:12

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archava 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:22

anyone notice how when you go to post, the "Today," thats already written in, doesnt have caps for the last 4 letters?

archava 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:22

anyone notice how when you go to post, the "Today," thats already written in, doesnt have caps for the last 4 letters?

nateshannon1 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:56

have you tried pressing the caps lock key again? it should disable it, haha

EggyDogger 13

Thursday 18 May 2017 4:13

ITS IRREVERSIBLE

InsanityShard 23

Sunday 26 November 2017 6:56

... Hold shift. -_-

IHaveThePower 16

Thursday 26 January 2023 4:30

Try pressing and releasing a few times. If that doesn't work, get your fingernail under the key and pull up slightly. If that doesn't work, remove the key top and unstick it with a paperclip.

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