Kids: Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother....

By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 20:58 - United States - Durham

Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML

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The Shining

By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 14:00

Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old twin brothers yet again. I began to get desperate when they took my phone and would start crying every time I tried to take it back. My mother found me thirty minutes later, huddled in a corner, crying. I'm 27 years-old. FML

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By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

Friday 27 August 2010 9:14

lol I like ur brother

00FireSong00 0

Friday 27 August 2010 9:15

Smart one your brother is...

Comments

kobebryant100 5

Friday 27 August 2010 10:00

your brother should have checked you for money dont want to leave money on a body. always loot.

code018 0

Friday 27 August 2010 10:12

play WOW much?

knibbsy 4

Friday 27 August 2010 10:27

It's WoW, kthxbye.

FireBug24_7 0

Friday 27 August 2010 11:04

@ 43 Hey dipwad, what does that have to do with looting bodies? Should know better, always loot the dead for valuables and resources..... it's a survival thing, they just added it to games from "Real Life".

xxniteskie 1

Friday 27 August 2010 12:02

Excellent. WoW ftw (whether it was a reference to it or not).

code018 0

Friday 27 August 2010 22:06

What ever helps you sleep at night. I dont recall calling you a name, you must be really insecure to just attack me like that. So sad...

patiencek 0

Friday 27 August 2010 10:11

haha, kids are getting so smart!

close_2_the_edge 0

Friday 27 August 2010 10:14

he wasn't fooled.

Mortanious 0

Friday 27 August 2010 10:19

Your brother knee you were faking, so he was just screwing with you. You have a really bad sense of humor,

justj2010 0

Friday 27 August 2010 10:40

he is not as gullible as you thought! Your "Jedi mind trick" backfired. now That is funny.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 27 August 2010 15:33

Bro crossed over to "the Dark Side".

peepss 0

Friday 27 August 2010 11:01

maybe he just figured out u weren't dead? xD

Hect24 0

Friday 27 August 2010 11:02

That's why I don't let my little sisters play games on my phone x)

TyIsGeek 0

Friday 27 August 2010 11:49

you kind of asked for that to happen. kids don't get the gratitude of death.

missalkali 8

Friday 23 March 2012 2:26

the gratitude of death? really? what is death thankful for exactly? and did you mean gravity or magnitude. cuz you can't combine them into one word...