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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By creedonfied - 06/11/2012 20:27 - United States - Billerica

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML

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By Smarty Cat - 29/10/2022 11:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I watched as my friend played dead to see how her cat would react. She got upset when he just sniffed her hand and walked away. I tried to explain to her that he was smart enough to figure out she was faking it, but I got called a "know-it-all." Jeez, sorry that cats are more intelligent than you thought. FML

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extrasnipes 22

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:46

Well did it work?

JoeyJaws68 18

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:47

I think you've reached rock bottom

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SmokinGuns 13

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:51

My sister's cat actually gets all lovey-dovey if someone's crying, but will try to attack if you push him away.

4funzies 13

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:51

You should get a turtle.

oller15 5

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:55

That's why dogs are better, just saying

FMLkoala 28

Friday 27 December 2013 9:25

Depends.

G_bear24 9

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:56

Hahaha ummm I've actually done that...

olpally 32

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:02

That's pretty pathetic op. Lol.

pandarammer 7

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:13

OP next time try feeding it. Usually cats get very snuggly at feeding time.

Ki11erC 18

Wednesday 25 December 2013 1:06

I find they eat more than get snuggly. *shrug*

TehPurdo 4

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:15

Wow, things are that bad?

MissSarcasm01 18

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:23

Ohhh. Forever alone much?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:26

Sometimes you have to make your cat enjoy "cuddle time"...

JMichael 25

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:31

That poor poor kitty.

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