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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

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By Guess that's why they call it suffoCATion - 06/11/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I'm taking care of my friend's cat while he's away for a while. She's very clingy and friendly, which I don't mind… or at least, I thought I didn't mind, until I tried to go to sleep and she insisted on lying on my face. I felt bad for having to kick her out of the bedroom. FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By creedonfied - 06/11/2012 20:27 - United States - Billerica

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML

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Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:46

Well did it work?

JoeyJaws68 18

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:47

I think you've reached rock bottom

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logankyng 15

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:37

I might've done the same thing once or twice for pussy

sempiternal80816 9

Wednesday 25 December 2013 2:27

I get it haha

Rainhawk94 27

Wednesday 25 December 2013 7:23

I don't get any at all

RamiUSMC 9

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:49

don't cry for the pussy OP, if the pussy likes you it will come to you, and love you :)

Korra_fml 23

Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:04

you sound JUST LIKE my mom. she's always trying to guilt-trip our 2 cats, and she tries to make the rest of us feel guilty when one of them lays down next to us and we always get to hear about how "the cats don't love me" at least every other day.

ForcedSanity 6

Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:10

I'd force it to cuddle

RenegadeRDW 8

Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:18

How'd that go for ya?

underthesea12 24

Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:32

crazy cat lady!

EmmaMK 35

Tuesday 24 December 2013 21:43

Maybe you can both try therapy

thaliah 15

Tuesday 24 December 2013 22:04

I do that to my dogs :)

khaoticpanda 28

Tuesday 24 December 2013 22:14

My cats always come to the rescue when im sad

gigglegigglesnor 13

Tuesday 24 December 2013 22:36

It's okay OP, after some tuna and a device that will aid her in world domination, she'll cuddle you again.

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