Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By minime94 - 15/11/2012 06:35 - United States - Sunset

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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RabbitOfAurora 28

Friday 14 November 2014 1:00

I hope you'll reconsider the proposal OP.

DLS930 21

Friday 14 November 2014 1:00

what a b***h for not respecting the moment and ruining it just because she didn't get exactly what she wanted at least you see her true colors now

Comments

Enslaved 36

Friday 14 November 2014 2:16

I'm on the fence a little. Without sounding too superficial (I know that ship has sailed) I would feel that after 5 years of dating, her BF would attempt to get her something that she could proudly wear. It is usually something that will be on her finger for years to come, if not always. It might not have to be expensive but at least her style. Ex: I hate gold anything so if that was what I was given? I'd be disappointed and think the BF wasn't paying attention but having a hissy fix is uncalled for. There's no question there.

KingreX32 21

Friday 14 November 2014 2:16

how about you give her a hint and leave.

FATALSTR1KE 9

Friday 14 November 2014 2:17

What a douche canoe

TomeDr 24

Friday 14 November 2014 2:17

Take that as a sign of what your life will be like if you marry that girl.

cutiepie600 8

Friday 14 November 2014 2:36

wow she sounds not very nice .

Hiktmae 20

Friday 14 November 2014 2:36

I can't imagine how hurtful that was :( I am so sorry OP, I hope your girlfriend realizes that love matters more than her "dream ring". Or that she fixes her attitude.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Friday 14 November 2014 2:38

Well, it could've been worse. She could've taken the ring, put it on her middle finger, flipped you off, thrown the ring on your face and then run off...