Intimacy: Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada

Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Get the hint

By -.- - 24/08/2013 23:54 - United States

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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chaos753159 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:25

u rely need to try COD

amberbby69 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:23

Slimy? What kind of showers do you take? Lol

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bombtastic 10

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:46

oh yeah, so are the chopper gunners and tactical nukes. yum. I'm about as satisfied with a tactical nuke as I am with sex. ;) and both are amazing. cod is just his sex that he won't lose interest in.

kaprookie 3

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:42

**** yerrrrr get a pavelow blasting then break out the chopper gunner then a ******* tactical nuke OP if you get beat the satisfaction of a 25 killstreak then you deserve a ******* medal :)

xx_angel_xx1987 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:10

Can't blame him, COD is awesome!!!

joeyLoo 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:14

hahahahahahah I feel like such a dick because I might do the same thing XD hahahah but she'd just get naked and play with me again XD lmfao

Newbie21 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:15

lay off of call of duty

CrazierSeb09 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:01

whoa whoa whoa, let's not go to extremes

kaprookie 3

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:44

Jesus #15 why don't you just tell a meth addict to drop meth all at once?

tazz9690 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:16

don't come between a man and call of duty.

HannahBabe 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:24

I'm a chick and I can honestly say that cod is super amazing

keefer 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 7:36

I just got a boner

italiatinkerbell 0

Monday 21 June 2010 11:08

she's not the only chick who plays cod.. I rape people in mw2!!!

dudeman1212 22

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:39

81 - a sandwich...

dropxdeadxgeneva 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:27

Do it, get naked and play with him. Doubt he'll keep his mind on the game for long.

aliaskis 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:35

Guys + video games = total mental shut down. Kinda your fault for propositioning him while he was playing, you gotta learn that video games (CoD, WoW etc) > gf/wife. It's impossible to have any sort of intellectual conversation with someone in the midst of pwnage. You could probably walk naked right in front of him and he would lean to the side to see around you.

nightELFassasin6 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 5:35

u make that sound like a bad thing

mkmorgan30 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:48

I'm a guy and if my gf said that go me I would be offline in seconds...of corse I would be playing halo(best game ever) not cod(second best game ever)