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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By aloneagainnaturally - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Denmark - Søborg

Today, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:42

Your research into hypnosis was a success!

oh_your_god 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Maybe you should stop presenting in such a monotone voice.

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neonberries 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:11

Someone needed to catch up on all that sleep you missed out on while doing to project! :)

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:24

Just keep telling yourself it was your smooth calming sexy voice...... and not droning boring Aspergers.

637R4YP3D 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:31

Two FML's in two days. Very impressive. So your son graduated a couple days ago and you're still in school? "Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, 'Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing.' FML" On 10/23/2011 at 9:22pm - kids - by ultraattitude - United States

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 25 October 2011 11:48

Maybe this one is the career hating nurse of a son? It would explain why he hates nursing, no people skills.

phoenixslayer69 4

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:21

Or maybe s/he is a attention seeking *****. So s/he spends day and night posting fake Fmls.

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 October 2011 15:48

Your presentation on narcolepsy was so effective, you convinced your professor that he had the disease. For your final, make a presentation on explosive diarrhea and bring a video camera.

Scands_59 14

Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:29

That happened to me before!! but I was saying a speech :( lol

sheryabraham76 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:31

It must be about Oprah.

boobookity691 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 20:21

Omg what a jerk

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 25 October 2011 21:59

At least she didn't say "Oh, shut the **** up!" and snuff you upside the head...

chingthecreator 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:47

Should've messed with him and have someone act like they're talking

miZscrZee 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:45

Are you in Mrs. Burns class? LOL!

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