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By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:29 - United States

Today, I proudly presented my research project in class that I've worked for day and night for 3 weeks straight. My teacher fell asleep. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By aloneagainnaturally - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Denmark - Søborg

Today, we were all put in groups to make a presentation together. And by "together" I mean I pulled an all nighter to finish it by myself. My group criticized my work. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

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Away with the fairies

By peoplesuck - 14/05/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:42

Your research into hypnosis was a success!

oh_your_god 15

Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Maybe you should stop presenting in such a monotone voice.

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theroustons 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:53

Well atleast he won't hear it all and will have to give u a good grade.

someblackguy 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:27

i wish that would happen to me, i'd just start talking about how rally's has the best fries until she wakes up and act like i finished the reading the essay

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 26 October 2011 7:20

Was Camron Diaz your teacher??

01sparkly 15

Monday 24 December 2012 0:08

I Would have fallen asleep on the floor

01sparkly 15

Monday 24 December 2012 0:08

I Would have fallen asleep on the floor

Ayanpatel95 7

Monday 6 May 2013 5:43

I would be ok, easy grade

Mattthechamp 11

Thursday 27 November 2014 2:46

It's not how much time you put I to something but how much effort you put into it

wonandonly 11

Sunday 19 July 2015 20:37

Should've gotten your teacher a coffee from Starbucks to keep him/her awake and get brownie points

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