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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
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Same thing different taste

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LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.

she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.

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She thought you were going to get her in the butt. Seriously though. She was being paranoid, but in that instance I'd say she has reason to be. Just walk away if she doesn't want help, and it might save you some pepper spray or a dose of TAZE.

pinkkloverr 0

lmao fake engine noises? i rarely see fmls now that make me laugh. there used to be tons of them.

She was probably looking for a "hot" guy, the dumb bitch. Not an FML, more like an MLIA.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. it's a good thing then, you would have actually hooked up with someone that is so unrealistically dumb, her character is in cartoons. I say you dodged a retard with that one.

it's obvious that ydi. she did that to protect herself. now unless you're with AAA or are going to help her if she was an elderly lady in the scorching heat or freezing winter, don't try to help. ydi for wanting to knock boots with a stranger.

Obviously, she was trying to pick up cute guys who would try the "hero" stuff like you did. And even if not, she's a great stupid bitch for denying help just because you didn't "measure up." Actually, either way she's a bitch. Sure you wanna get with that, buddy?

Was it like "Vrroom Vrroom Oh yeah listen to that baby purr!! Now gtfo."?

SillyPoop 0

Vroom Vrrrroooom!....now get the hell out of here I don't want to be raped! That's why I have road side assistance. Nice of you to pull over to help but unfourtunatly people can't be trusted and she did the right thing and got the point across to you in a odd way but she was smart...her mamma taught her well. lol.

she might of just been kidding around, its something id do, dont take it to heart just because shes good looking.

Dude, FYL, but more FHL cause she's missing out on some1 nice