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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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By fmlcops - 22/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

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itsbecca 11

Monday 30 November 2009 16:22

LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.

vetter_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:35

she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.

Comments

happysmartg 5

Thursday 14 April 2011 1:56

she mightve thought you were a creeper.

pippacrawford 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:30

She did the right thing, albeit stupidly. Better to be a bitch than end up in a ditch :)

Cedar4 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:43

Ug mods.....

Maggiesbabe 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 12:59

At least u know for later on in life

ambergraham34 4

Sunday 14 October 2012 5:08

Maybe she was scared.

SammyS2012 21

Wednesday 24 October 2012 1:50

Maybe someone she knew was on their way, and she felt extremely awkward because she didn't know him.

paintedchocolate 30

Tuesday 15 January 2013 15:29

Wait a second, was she sitting in an actual car or just standing there? If it's the latter she might've been a prostitute waiting for potential clients...

AnimeRules1125 24

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:59

Hahahahaha, denied when you weren't even trying.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Thursday 11 June 2015 15:01

Today, my tire blew out in the middle of nowhere and the only person to stop for help was some creep with his dick hanging out of his pants. FML.

tpitaro 7

Sunday 1 July 2018 1:36

i keep on hearing all these chicks saying how they heard too many stories. guess what, you're probably too ugly to have a story of your own, in which case, you dont need to be all defensive when some guy offers you help.