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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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By fmlcops - 22/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

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itsbecca 11

Monday 30 November 2009 16:22

LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.

vetter_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:35

she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.

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birds_fml 7

Monday 30 November 2009 20:11

Exactly. While the fake engine noises is a pretty dumb thing to do, I would be scared too if I were stranded alone and a strange man stopped to "help." Who knows what he's going to do? Sure, most people are nice, but it only takes one creep to ruin your life.

Slimma 20

Monday 30 November 2009 20:14

I laughed when I read it. Just visualizing it looks funny. vroom vroom... I'm good. You should be on your way.

energyphuck 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

not only does she think you're ugly,but she thinks you're stupid enough to fall for something like that.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:47

I'm sorry, that is even more funny than a stripper giving my friend his money back.(actually happened)

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:52

I agree slimjim. you bascically said it all. if we as a nation weren't so ******* paranoid about everything we would be better off because people would be nicer. and by the way, yes I know by experience, lived in Chicago for 5 years. and not in a gated community either.

nofxtime 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:56

She had to have known that even if you were a creepy rapist/murderer that fake engine noises weren't going to stop you. It honestly isn't a very good tactic to scare anyone away but it is a good one to tell people to "**** off." That is what you get for trying to help a woman. I suggest next time you see a woman who may be or is in need of help that you just keep on moving. It isn't your problem.

justmyluck1212 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:00

hahahahaha she's awesome!

liteupthestage 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:09

She was probably just scared. She was alone and defenseless on a highway. For all she knew you could have been a serial killer.

thyestes 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:11

Okay first off I understand a view of caution when dealing with strangers and the fact that the danger is probably higher for women, although this women had a ridiculous way of dealing with it. However some of these comments along the lines of 'for all she knew...' just irk me as it just shows the society we live in where the media puts us into a frenzy of fear through moral panics and it is no longer safe to interact with our local communities let alone strangers. best stop there before I launch into a full on rant.

betamaxjim92 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:12

YDI for being an idiot. Haven't you seen those highway scams on TV where people claiming to have broken down in the middle of nowhere have used the oppurtunity of someone coming to their aid to steal their valuables?