Why not just finish normally and clean up after? Like geez, if you get a little on your bedspread or something, it'll get washed eventually. It's not a huge deal.

What if you use the same sock for every fap session

#53 Disgusting or not alot of guys do it that way. ALOT

I find it a lot less disgusting than leaving crusty ass socks under the bed for ages. I bet most people who use their sock don't even wash their hands after like I do.

The sock when you are lubed does not feel like a hand. It sort of breaks up the ridges and valleys that are your fingers and gives the feeling of a smoother sheath. Aslo, a youg man can be some what....fountainous for lack of a better term. So if you are not careful where you are pointing it can shoot halfway across the room. The sock takes care of that no matter how much or how forceful.

#121. DAFUQ??!!

I was 13 once

We all were. Age has little to do with ejaculatory trajectory.

#157, your screen name takes on a whole other meaning in this thread. Especially if you say it out loud.

Lubing a sock? Is it also wrapped in a plastic bag to prevent the lube from just soaking through onto everything? Socks are not meant for fapping with...should only as a place to let loose when hitting the point of no return. Lmao

I've never understood the sock trope either. Especially the hiding and accumulation. That shit doesn't just disappear, and it ******* stinks. If I were to use something like that, you'd be damned sure I'd wash it immediately. Sperm rots if it doesn't dry out fast enough.

Lmao, so instead of fixing the situation you'd just find a way to clean your sons jism more efficiently?

If he's old enough to be crusting up his socks, he's old enough to tidy his own room!