By Sad Mom - 25/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Wylie

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Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
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Lorenzo1102 21

At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky

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kimeatszombies 22

Oh god oh man oh god oh man.

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pjsr 32

Doesn't always work for hiding the evidence. Once I had a friend for a sleepover and we went through a lot of kleenexes. I nearly panicked when my mom said 'I noticed there were a lot of tissues in your trash can. Are you getting a cold?' ?

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Alicimo 11

Okay this might sound weird but why did you and a friend go through so many tissues?

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heyitslogan 16

Waiting for your sons fml when he realizes you found his stash

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captainsmegma 12

Get him a hand towel and tell him to make sure it gets into the wash every week. It's just cum and young boys make a lot of it.

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Geckosrock99 33

Just pull him aside and privately tell him you found his cum stained sock collection, cleaned them and give him a tissue box. Let him know that it's natural, I mean, its just puberty. Don't judge him while you tell him, its normal.

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mads_nicole 19

Definitely read that in Cleveland's voice..

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Lalala579121 27

They must be trolling, right? There's no way someone could be that stupid, right??? Dear god I hope I'm right.

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MRP360 14

i enjoy seeing her get downvoted to oblivion

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