By Sad Mom - 25/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Wylie

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Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML
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Lorenzo1102 21

At least they weren't fresh. Count yourself lucky

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kimeatszombies 22

Oh god oh man oh god oh man.

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maggiefox 25

I mean I feel your pain with my brother and all, but at the same time YDI for snooping :p

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mike3775 35

I see the joke went so far over #36's head, it may pass the New Horizons probe by the end of the month

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tbro47 23

#36 I'm guessing you're really fun at parties. I'm pretty sure he knew what was meant

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fmyhardon 16

I knew what was going on before I got to the end of your first sentence ;)

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Mike592 18

We need a follow up with the boys age because the younger he is the more awkward the inevitable conversation will be.

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fmyhardon 16

#36/#42. - pretending not to understand is a fun way to troll people that love to take every possible opportunity to prove to the anonymous internet how genius they are. Thanks for taking the bait; allways a good laugh.

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jake131000 21

Why were you under his bed in the first place ?

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AbtractAngela 17

A lot of moms clean their kids' rooms.

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xaru 21

If your son is old enough to jack off, he's old enough to put his socks in the laundry. YDI

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olpally 32

You're stupid. Really? Some guys never mature until well after puberty and are clueless as to how to do laundry especially. She doesn't deserve it at all.

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vixypixys 13

#60 my three year old knows how to use our washing machine. Being immature and having a penis does not equal inability to use a washing machine.

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olpally 32

Three years old, great for him. Not most teenage boys don't want their moms finding that shit, so they hide these kinds of things. Doesn't mean they still want to use the washing machine for this kind of thing.

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thisguy22 33

@69 In my opinion, the operative word there at the end is "want." This kid is obviously old enough to be required to do his own cleaning up. There's a point with kids when they have to learn about personal accountability and hygiene and puberty is a great, and important, time for that.

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Badkarma4u 17

Usually guys just roll over and go to sleep and not give it a second thought. Until the mood hits again.

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sugoine 12

Maturity has nothing to do with mental capacity to run a washing machine and dryer.

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fmyhardon 16

Oh my, I'm sorry. May you are just new to the interwebz. Or special, and that would make me a terrible person for making fun of you. Must be some reason everything here is over your head. I sincerely apologize

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