By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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genius_man16 0

WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.

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protooler31 0

why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...

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thesicmrcastle 0

don't feel bad i would've done the same the dark is scary

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Neferria 0

Wow. That sucks for your wife to do something like that. She should have known that was going to happen. Don't listen to these other idiots who call you a pussy, because they would do the exact same thing.

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Redneck325Ci 0

What does being a redneck have to do with anything? Great way to make yourself sound like a judgmental douche bag. You fail at life.

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bexox 0

I didn't think much attention to this until I saw your name. And then I LOLed.

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hopeforthefuture 0

I'm not a redneck... I live in the city... And I'm getting married next summer and i'm only 19.......

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Redneck325Ci 0

Thank you? Lol

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Fail_Pig 0

YDI for being albino, and gay, and homosexual, and for humping cats.

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itsgen 16

**** you for punching your wife!!! what the hells wrong with you i hate fake men like you who hit women be a man and take what ever she did to you wow she scared you

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bexox 0

He didn't intentionally hit her. It was just a reflex.

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EireGoBragh 1

You're an idiot, this was clearly a reflexive action. I imagine you're also one of those dumbass hypocrites who says women should be treated exactly equally, but then say anytime a man hits a woman, even in self defense, it's abuse. You're the type of person that makes people dislike feminists.

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jumbi_fml 0

aw, this happened to me! except....i was 5....and on a haunted hay ride.....and i punched a guy that lunged at the cart..... but it was 'cause it was dark and i was scared :D

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deathproof_fml 0

Go to hell you wife beating piece of shit.

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123__456 0

You are such an idiot. He did NOT BEAT his wife, he punched her ACCIDENTALLY as a reflex. Plus, he's saying his life is ****** for it, he actually feels sorry for it. Geez. It's nobody's fault, it's just an accident.

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