By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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genius_man16 0

WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.

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protooler31 0

why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...

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CodeMan16 0

does anyone else think this might be two different sides of the same story(referencing earlier fml with the sleep punching)

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knightknight 0

did she have an interview today?

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littlebrittle77 0

you should never get married before 28

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EireGoBragh 1

And you shouldn't make generalizations and assume that anybody but you gives a shit about them. Plenty of people get married that young and are fine with it. It's this ******* American believe that you can't get married until you've done absolutely everything else in the world first and made yourself so "self-sufficient" you can never really have a cooperative relationship with anyone.

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Escapist28 0

The fact that you're married at age 21 (which I didn't realize was so controversial) or are still afraid of the dark pales in comparison to the fact that your wife jumped out of the dark to scare you and your first instinct was to punch her in the face. I realize it sucks when you're the one who was punched, but this honestly made me laugh.

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ohnoyouDINT 0

What would YOU do if someone jumped out at you in the dark? Curl into a little ball and cry?

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Chibi_Hiroko 18

No. I'd scream like a little bitch. THEN I'd curl up and cry

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blahblahblah43 0

I embrace the dark! And I'm a 13 year old girl!

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Dalarsco 0

#185 is an emo, #201 needs to look up "******", and everyone who voted YDI needs to read past the first sentence. He clearly didn't know it was his wife. It was a reflex from someone jumping out at him.

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Bella_999 0

your married at 21? wow...

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

YDI for having a wife at the age of 21. White trash ******.

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RandomBlonde 0

I know we're all entitled to opinions and what not, but seriously? Who CARES if they got married at 21? We dont exactly know them do we?!?! It's not like they've laid their entire life story in front of us. If you think getting married at 21 is too young, then deal with it. Its not like YOU'RE the one whos married is it? My mom got married when she was 22, and Oh My God my parents are STILL together, in love, and happily married. SO would y'all PLEASE shut up with the "Your white trash cuz you married early." or "YDI because you got her pregnant". Its none of your business when or how or WHAT AGE they got married. The point is that he's a 21yr old guy who got spooked by the dark...and accidentally injured his wife. (Oh, and on a side note, for all you know his wife could be 25 or older.)

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