well you know what thuryn? I didn't go through these because I read the fml and was like what in the hell is this person doing? So I felt no need, so how about you just back off jackass

Ashley_Kretz: You're still an idiot. A baby monitor is a one-way radio so you can listen in. Usually, a young kid will make a decent amount of noise when she wakes up. But it's not a freakin' Dolby Surround Sound transmitter complete with video surveillance. It wouldn't be hard for a kid to crawl out of bed and start rooting around in the dirty diapers - probably the one she was wearing - and start smearing it WITHOUT making enough noise to rouse parents. My kid is two and she engages in all sorts of stealth mischief all the time. You can't see everything and be everywhere all the time. You just have to accept the fact that toddlers are messy. Sooner or later, there will be mess. Oh yes, there will be mess. And you will have to clean it up. When you have kids, you'll see for yourself. Until then, stfu. And don't try to justify your laziness by telling us you are so smart you don't need to read anything. That just makes you lazy, arrogant, AND stupid.

I'm not lazy, I just didn't want to read all of the people fighting like you are doing here now, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so how about you just bug out...and too bad for you, if you have a baby monitor going, you'd be able to hear a child taking their diaper off....it's not the quietest thing in the world...and too bad for you as well that I have a three year old myself, and he's great. Yeah, he gets into things, but when it's nap and/or bedtime, he can sleep the whole night without waking up to go to the bathroom, it takes a lot of tough love to train your kids to go to the bathroom. And even though he is my first kid, he caught on to potty training like he was born to do it...so how about you just stay the **** out of it? THANKS

I stopped at "Today, I put my 3 year old daughter down" and clicked YDI

I'm going to say YDI for not having your kid out of diapers yet.

YDI for having a 3 year old in diapers.

#152 well it had to be made out of something very special, like Martha Stewart's pubic hair. Isn't anyone else the least bit interested in what she actually drew with it?

That is mess up.

TO :ohhhhshizzz GO **** YOURSELF! YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A FAT **** WITH NO LIFE. PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON WHATEVER THEY WANT. GO SHOVE A SHEWDRIVER UP YOUR ASS!

As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.