By cgregg01 - 03/06/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I put my 3 year old down for her regular nap. About an hour later I wake up from a dream where I was smelling something awful. When I woke up, the smell was still there, so I tracked it down. My daughter had decided to "fingerpaint" with the contents of a dirty diaper. FML
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As the OP, I find all of this absolutely hilarious!! To address a few questions/comments: the pull-up was the one she was wearing when she was put to bed - she doesn't wear them any other time. I was monitoring her over the one-way baby monitor we have with the volume on full blast, but the pull-up slides up and down, no noise or anything, so that is how she was able to do her stealth-painting. As for being able to get into other things, we keep all of our chemicals in an upper cabinet, no worries there. Plus, if she'd have actually come out of her room without me hearing her, my dog would have ratted her out in a heartbeat! For the pissy commenters, good for you that you are so better at everything than everyone else, your mother must be proud of how nasty and judgemental she's raised you to be. As for those other parents that understand, thank you for being able to find the humor in this disgusting situation with me. If she was doing this daily, I'd be concerned, but since this has so far been a one time thing, I think boredom and wanting the soiled pull-up off her is what caused her to be so...umm...creative. And btw, she drew dinosaurs, her current fascination. And yes, I did a great job cleaning it up after I finished gagging and smearing vicks vaporub all around my nostrils.

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slityourwrists 0

thats what you get for having a 3 year old in diapers

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mehwhateverr 0

Ew, that's disgusting. FYL for having to clean it up.

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

Your fault. By 3 your kid should be potty trained, or at least know better than to play with her own poo.

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Peachy2392 26

Excuse me, what kind of 3 year olds do you hang out with? At 3 most kids are in the potty training process. Most kids aren't fully potty trained until they're like 4. Even then, nights can be tough. Sounds like you don't have any experience with children, in which case, your judgement is unnecessary and your opinion unwanted.

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teentee401 36

My little sister was potty trained at 2 and at 3 years old now wears "big girl undies" full time. Even when she was younger she never played with the stuff in her diaper.

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fantasyworld 37

Most are in the process of potty training and use pull ups.

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thuryn 2

Ashley_Kretz and NoMercy: Who says you're entitled to anything at all? No one said you get to mouth off however you like and have us all sit here quietly and nod and smile. No. Sorry. You're full of shit, and I'm here to TELL you that you're full of shit. Don't like it? Then don't show everyone how stupid you are. Just shut up and then only you will know.

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0geckofun_ 0

I feel bad for the mom. i don't think i ever did anything quite as disgusting when i was that age, but i can just imagine having to deal with that. and all the idiots on here saying that 3 year olds should "know better," that is ridiculous. they don't know better, they are only three.

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master565 0

Fake FML u have no sense of smell when u sleep

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tomoturtle 0

wat were u thinkiing when you had her???

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magz123 0

this is fake. people cant smell anything in their sleep. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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quackImapenguin 16

You can if the smell is really intense or if you have a strong sense of smell.

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La_Antropologa 0

Ha! I actually did the same thing when i was little. I don't remember it but my mother still likes to remind me from time to time ;) I think I was about 2...and I am still quite artistic! I also wrote a book about dinosaurs...I think I would get along well with this kid. As far as the comments about this being fake due to the inability to smell during your sleep, you should check out this link: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/09/080921162021.htm Your senses still work while you're sleeping. Your nose doesn't just turn off. OP, I hope you and your daughter have many wonderful memories to share down the road! Have fun teasing her about this when she's older!!

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