By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 23:50 - United States - Parker

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Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
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jad0016 12

Haha well Doritos are pretty damn good

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weveallbeenthere 30

sounds like the next doritos super bowl commercial.

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MandyMeow_fml 18

If it was cool ranch Doritos I could understand because those are too good not to just eat the entire bag.

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ea247 20

Well then maybe your husband can snuggle with the Doritos tonight

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TerraShadow 18

I can understand, food in general is always good.

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Mauskau 35

Maybe he doesn't wanna ruin your underwear now he's started eating doritos, they are quite messy.

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kendallfireHD 16

Wow people on here are dumb. Like guys are like girls. They might not always want to have sex.

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absloute0 10

You should have tried to lick the cheese off his fingers

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