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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By someonepleasehelpme - 18/07/2014 16:49 - United States - Centreville

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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Alexa, play "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys

By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Levittown

Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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pieintheface 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:02

maybe that's his evil twin

Skroal_stomper 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:01

guess he wasn't into you.

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L_M_L_10 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:14

Are you the same needy girl who spent the entire day bugging your boyfriend about being part of the family? The family trip you weren't invited on was this "trip" to mexico"! So basically it was just their way of saying they dont like you!

ic0nb0y 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:38

sounds like someone had a STAYcation! weeeeeeeeeeee!

PhunkyFreshh 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:47

wow. haha. couldn't be a man and instead was a pussy. :B

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:49

everyone that says she should remove it think about these things 1) removing a tattoo is really painful 2) it's on HER FINGER so that would

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:51

scratch off the "so that would"

imnotTHATrandom 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 20:57

sorry buddy, but wrong fml.

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:42

****!

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:44

how THE **** did I do that?!?!?

imnotTHATrandom 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:59

uh idk I'm pretty sure you typed in your comment then pressed the send button.

WTF_FML_FTW 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 22:17

NO your sooooooooo wrong. I clicked the comment button first to write the comment GET IT RIGHT.

imnotTHATrandom 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 22:28

oh no!!! i was sooo wrong I'm soooo sorry! :(

istealhobos 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:03

Awkward Turtle. Fyl.

checamuk 7

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:08

didn't we have this one a while ago but the boyfriend had gone to florida?

jrgigl 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:08

he needed some alone time

thisguy44 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:09

somones got some 'splainin to do

Crowcaller 5

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:31

ugh!!!! heard this soooo many times!!! my bf in Ohio or my bf in Maine

devilyy 2

Tuesday 17 August 2010 21:36

Surprise! :D

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Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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