By Metime - 05/11/2009 04:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML
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MaddogTotten 0

I would buy a shitton of that stuff.

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jchansfan 0

You sir, are an idiot. lmao Haven't you ever watched Home Alone? lmao

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coolsteve 0

why did you need lotion (unless you dont have a complete member) in which case i pity you

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herbertx 0

you sound like the smartest person in your family

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omghehehe 0

date with the hannah sisters ;) ouch!! a normal size "member" to a fist? really??? if so, u must be allergic to something too. abnormally huge for u: benadryl, cool packs, and hydrocortisone cream. mild to moderately swollen: cream only and lots of lube during sex when mr. "member" is better. damn! scared of u :D

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Burr_fml 0

lol v didn't have lotion or lubricant watever it's called when I was out with my bf....I just used spit..... lol

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Burr_fml 0

it's not a bad thing.... just that there is nothing wrong with using spit

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