By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0

You cry while driving - you pull over! YDI.

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danielrp34 7

Good.....Let the evil run through you.....

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disney_blonde 16

Pull over if you can't control your emotions. What it it had been a person?

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disney_blonde 16

Stop hitting things in the road and you'll have nothing to cry over.

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1R1X0X0 10

Two attempts ans still not funny. Stop trying please.

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Assassin4than 0

everyone here saying atleast it wasnt a human should be ashamed. what makes a human more important than any cat or porcupine.

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ElMundio87 0

I would have thought this was pretty obvious.

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fretforyerlatte 0

well, for starters if it was a person you're probably heading to jail, or at least paying out tons of cash if you didn't kill them.

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rayrayy_fml 0

The level of stupidity these days appalls me. Homework exercise: Run over a squirrel, Then run over a baby. "o lol a baebi iz no moar inportint then a aminal!!1! lolzlolzlolz! humins riun teh wurld catz wud do a betr job!!!!!!!!" Go **** yourself.

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liveitlearnit 0

Two words: Opposable thumbs. That shit is important. I'd also cry if I ran over an Orangutan. Although, that's pretty unlikely in suburban New York...

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XOfiestypixie 0

It's programmed into our minds that we're the most important species, because we have developed brains that allow for the invention of new technology, along with our opposable thumbs and ability to reason, we believe it to be true. However, we are still animals, categorized as mammals. We also are taught that we're at the top of the food chain (probably because of guns), but there are plenty of other animals out there that wouldn't mind eating us if we gave them a chance. So in other words, nobody will ever win this argument of whether or not humans are more important than any other animal, since it is programmed into our brains that we are, and has been for thousands of years.

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novella0013 0

#38, nobody on this post has talked like that besides you. I think we all have a certain amount of knowledge on grammar, even those of us with higher morals than those of you who don't care about taking the life of an animal that isn't human. Yes, humans are animals. Dolt.

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F_fatchick_lives 0

Ever heard of sarcasm..........

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1R1X0X0 10

To be honest, I'd probably run over #38 for that comment. Please don't reproduce yourself. You're a shame for society.

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Loanshark 0

pussy who gives a shit about two animals

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BioProject 0

#16, exactly what level of a dumbass are you?

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Ozmat 0

Oh my god. How can you do that? FYL though, because you were upset&sorry&regretful&didn't mean to, etc. I'd hate to run over an animal :o

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my_fml_account 2

As someone who has lost a cat to drivers in the past, I hope you continue to feel horrible for days. poor cat & porcupine :'(

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Ligerie 0

ummm...she did feel horrible. Hence the crying part. Maybe you take care better care of your cats and then people who shouldn't have to worry about them in the street won't drive over them. Its not like she used Fluffy for target practice.

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Caitlyn36 8

what do you mean you hope she feels horrible for days? it was an accident, and no matter how much you love your pets, it's not her fault your cat got run over so you shouldnt be trying to make her feel bad.

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Rhad 0

That's funny. I've run over a porcupine also, I didn't kill him but i wounded it so bad I ended up feeling guilty leaving it crippled, so I shot it in the head and threw it in a stream.

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divineinstrument 2

That's actually quite nice of you to do that The above comment was completely sincere. It's better to kill an animal than put it in immense pain.

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andydawg8891 0

It's just not a FML Comment section unless someone says it: Women Drivers.....terrible.

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timtam24 0

NOOOO!!!!! DON'T!!!! The rest of the comments are going to be about how bad women drivers are/ how sexist those people are.

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SimpleSimon 0

In fairness, a man probably wouldn't have cried.

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Lounia_fml 8

Wanna know why woman drivers are so terrible? It's because most of the driving school instructors are guys. Sorry, the truth hurts (:

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SimpleSimon 0

110, I can just as easily say 'Know why all driving instructors are guys? Because women are shit at driving!'

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LordOfTheHobos 0

110, that makes no sense. Men and women both have the same instructors.

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bexox 0

Sigh... I didn't think so before, but now I wonder if cats SHOULD rule the world. Go kill yourselves, sexist *****. What have we learned from posts like these? The world is just like Orwell's Animal Farm, with Snowball and Napoleon. Bunch of damn pigs.

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andydawg8891 0

hahaha, I love the arguments that posting sexist comments (even in a sarcastic manner such as this) causes. God Bless You All

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