By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

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why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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Take a lesson from the Japanese and carry some tissue in your pocket. You never know when you'll need it. Sure as hell cheaper, more comfortable, and cleaner than wiping with dollar bills. That said, if you didn't have any tissue on you, then I agree with everyone who said socks and underwear would have done the job.

new pair of underwears costs like 8 bucks for a three pack. in that case, i would just wipe with the underwear.

just goes to show you never know where your moneys been.

Hahaha, no one mentioned socks before I did (in #19), and then after that almost everyone had that idea. Easy to think of when you've already heard it, eh? Pffft.

wow #166 must be bored, to be reading the comment section in FML TWICE. Since I always use TP to cover the seats before I sit down, something like this has yet to happen to me. =P

AUEHAUEAUEHAUHEUHAUHUAUEHAUEAUH reallly good!

deliciouskaek 1

omg, I hope you didn't save them. I mean. I don't want to come across them ever. I think Uncle Sam will understand if they go missing just this once. Hell, Ol' Sammy doesn't want them now. Also, ewww....

omg that would suck but you could have thought about a smarter way

Normally I try to check the stall before I use it, but in your case there was no time! I wish i could say that has never happened to me before, but luckily a friend of mine was in the stall next to me and he had an extra roll... I just had him toss it over to me... Look on the bright side, at least you made it to the bathroom.

dude, man up and walk squishy butt to the next stall. then go buy alcohol to drink away your foolishness.