By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
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Same thing different taste

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why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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hmmm for some reason I feel like making a second comment 100 posts after my first one. But to everyone saying "use your underwear" "use your socks" I guess that's probably a good idea for some people... but I rarely wear socks and most of my underwear costs about 3x as much as a 10€ bill (I know. I know. I spend too much money on UNDERWEAR.) I guess if it's winter and therefore I'm wearing tights I would use those... but I don't know, I'd just go with either asking someone else to grab me some paper or waiting till it's empty to hunt for it myself

thats sooo unsanitary you'll probably get a disease now. great job.

1. Underwear 2. Socks I know a guy who goes without either out of preference, you can surely use them for a wipe.

tr1x_ 1

haha #8's is funny. thats probably what i would do.

ashleykathryn2 0
xelectrickiss 0

probably the funniest thing ever.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.