did you ring them it out to use next time?

43% of your money has been in a stripper's panties. think about that next time you wipe your ass with cash.

Thats even worse than just pulling up your skivvies and sucking it up. You know how dirty money is? And you put it in an orifice...ewww. I'd probably just pull up my underpants and feel really gross til I got home.

the only way i can see using money as feasible is if you were in one of those shitty little one stall bathrooms and were wearing flip flops (therefore no socks), though i agree with whoever said you could just use your underwear and buy more later with the money you shat on.

Hmm, I guess no one has ever heard the old joke about two men in a bathroom? The first does his business then knocks on the wall to the adjoining stall and asks the man if there's any paper on the roll. The second man replies that there's only enough left for himself. After a moment the first guy asks if the second fellow has two fives for a ten. So I'm leaning that this is probably a fake :)

LMAO #82 just made my day.

The only way I would resort to using dirty ass money would be: 1) I was already going commando 2) I was wearing flip-flops, therefore no socks 3) It was a crummy 1 stall bathroom and there were also no paper towels. But congrats on only using up 2 bills. It woulda cost me like...$50

HAHAHA. you wiped your ass with Abe Lincoln. that must be a bit disgraceful. rubbing your shit all over abe's face. hahahah.

#24 think, would u really wipe your ass with your hand and walk out with other people propably there to save a 10?

Money is pretty dirty... and especially if you wiped your ass with it, you might get an infection. I would go see a doctor.