By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

Comments

IMz0r 0

Gaah.. what a waste! Didn't you have anything else on you? Or maybe you picked the money for humor value... I've always wanted to wipe with money

Dontcrossthetee 0

oh man...that blows. tip for next time : always check to see if theres TP in the stall before exploding! ahahaha

I didn't think u cleaned anything...money is the dirtiest thing in the world, u hv no idea what it went through, using that to wipe ur butt? No...u didn't clean anything...

ok well i have explosive diarrhea every other day, and there NO WAY 2 bills could wipe all that shit off i use like half a roll and then i have to wash my ass. so you just wasted 10 dollars

Stupid; you could've just used the toilet covers. LOL.

i'd have used the toilet covers or pulled up my pants real quick, made sure no one was around, flush the toilet, then run into another stall with toilet paper.

AlexC_fml 0

do you know all the disgusting bacteria bills have? dumb ****

Icalasari 0

Wipe with them then wash them off They ARE partly made of fabric, after all :P