By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

Comments

cleana14 4

I wipe my ass with 100's bitch come at me

Jlwight 0

Use your hand fool! Wash it in the sink duh

grr4tigress 12

Next time make sure there's toilet paper before you sit down, op.

Good thing you didn't have plastic dollar bills. Canada eh?

God damn it. Why you flushing money down the toilet?! *ba dum tss*

dastiera 7

Money is dirty...I would not put that on such a sensitive area eww