By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
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Same thing different taste

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why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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WshCaps8 1
kooterbear904 1

You should have just taken your underwear off, dampened them in the sink, and used those. You could have just thrown the undies away after.

Seadizzle 0

You could've used your hands.. then washed em.

You should have used your underwear or a sock or something. You could have thrown it away afterwards, and still have that ten bucks. YDI.