By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

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why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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For 10 bucks, I'd wipe with my hand, and go wash it off after...Save your money, that's a tank of gas for some people.

NigeI 1

Socks are like 10 pair for $5 or theres always the camando choice

NigeI 1

280 where the f*ck do you live that a tank of gas is $10 unless your talking about a wheeler or a Harley or something

Looks like that money went down the shitter ;) anyway, FYL

Uhh peal your sock or underwear off and use that, duh!!!

Dude use your socks and toss them in the trash or wipe with underwear and free ball

You should have waddled into the next toilet, that's what I do ;)

Ppl are all pissed that you would waste money. I think your nasty for using it money is sooo dirty your bung holes gona get herps lol