By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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fluffysponges 0

Someone with a disease could have wiped their asses with the same dollar bill.

I AGREE WITH NUMBER 8 or u could lock the door/baracade it, them wash ur butt off. :) that works lol

ArielTheMermaid 17

once in health class we had to read a page on toilet etiquette and it said that if you run out of toilet paper be polite and say 'hello next door. I'm out of paper. could you hand me some of yours? thanks so much.' it was pretty hilarious

PatrickStar2011 0

this may be gross, but why don't you just not wipe, then go home and take a shower. you can always WASH your underwear. I agree with 6 too.