Health: Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time,...

By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Joey - 26/08/2018 13:00

Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML

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By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By "Audrey Harmon" - 20/04/2017 16:00

Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML

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By Wilson - 04/10/2018 22:00

Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 18:00

Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML

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By Booooolette - 22/06/2016 04:27 - France - Beauvais

Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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Boss47 1

Friday 25 November 2011 16:11

What did you do run into a bench?

ohmandapants 16

Friday 25 November 2011 16:15

Frisbee is a dangerous game. Claims many victims.

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moomoomeow2 7

Monday 28 November 2011 21:46

I'm really sorry.

o4berk 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:25

I think its time for a new hobby. Video games maybe? Just stay away from kinect or wii...

maximusprime3713 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 10:35

ive done it plenty of times -.-

slappygecko 21

Tuesday 30 July 2013 20:19

Street Frisbee man. It's brutal.

Federgirl 19

Friday 7 February 2014 20:18

how the heck dyou break your leg playing frisbee?

girlmechanic200 0

Wednesday 9 April 2014 8:21

Just damn

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