By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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BurpusMe 0

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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insertAlias 0

that's win dude. your wife is bi. 3 way.

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Nyx7 24

Not everyone who's bi is interested in a threeway

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marz88 0

*ahem* On behalf of the entire universe (excluding yourself)...NO ONE CARES! Thank you and have a nice day.

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hotpockets92 0

y is a 3 some all you pigs can think about, any sensible guy would be upset if his wife cheated on him. even if it was with a woman.

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bribold1 0

thank you! It's sickening really. any time guys hear anything where a male and 2 females are involved they all holler 3-some. No wonder there are so many sdt's going around. pigs!

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niki13_fml 0

well you have to think of it this way. think about the majority of your guy friends. if you mention a "hot" chick. what is [majorily] the first thing they think about? i'll give you a hint, it's not anything clean so therefore, most guys ARE complete jerks about those things.

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danielrp34 7

I wouldn't say that. Sex is natural, you communist.

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kriesmur 0

Hey, guess what? If you mention something about a "hot" guy around a group of girls, chances are at least 2/3 of them aren't thinking about what they're going to cook for dinner.

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SH1V3R 0

You are one lucky dude, unless your wife's co worker is like fat and bitchy.

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jahwn 12

I hope it was a wrong number, or she was ******* around, or they were together before you were with her. It sucks having your wife cheat on you, and when it's a woman people are idiots.

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Forremmy 0

dont jump to conclusions fast but if it is true well then maybe its a good thing

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