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By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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BurpusMe 0

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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Shyman4ever 0

Maybe it was the wrong number but if it wasn't, call in for a threesome

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thelonelylurker 0

Threesome!!

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WeScreamFailure 0

Well; it should be like joking? Like friends are like that sometimes you know? the joke around. it could have been an insider between them. and she texted it as a joke. how are you guys? like if you have a really close relationship and all i don't think she was cheating. who knows? question her about it, mhm i'm not sure.

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inspireme48 0

yeah like #1 said dont jump to conclusions what if it was a mistake? :p;

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enigma777 0

I agree with 133, wooo hooooo

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Humbrado 0

No harm no foul, as long as she's willing to share.

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plexico 3

When she shoves a doughnut in her mouth and snarls, "Eat it! Eat it!" like the earlier FML today, it has a hole different meaning!

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plexico 3

Mmmmmm. Lox. Still like donuts better, but lox is good, too. I was hoping some grammar Nazi was going to bust my hump for saying that I used the wrong spelling for "whole." And I would have said, "No, I didn't."

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plexico 3

Yeah, I'm in H-town. I was in Dallas a few hours ago, sitting at Love Airport traveling between Oklahoma and home. Met a nice girl on the plane. It's not going to go anywhere, but I was happy with how smooth and charming this old dog can still be. You can be a pretty ugly guy, but if you are funny, nice and interesting, you still can make the ladies smile. She lives in FW, and I'd think to introduce you, but I am almost 100% sure that she would be totally disgusted with the kind of humor we traffic in here.

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ImAKlutz15 0

Maybe the co-worker texted it to the wrong number. Its possible...

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lancerevo 0

That's hott get in on that

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