By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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BurpusMe 0

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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blondeatheartoh9 0

dude! wtc! I just moderated one and it had at least one more sentence to it! Do the admins edit posts?

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Gixxer2k4 0

I would definately let the wife know your down for a threesome!!! Thats awesome

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crankyolecoot 0

Don't worry, she's probably just having an affair with her coworker's husband.

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inspireme48 0

haha ur wifes a les!

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bigotcretin 0

or maybe he dropped coffee on his pants.

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GeometricAngle 7

FYL. Also, I'm surprised there's no trolling on here yet.

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ananamoose 0

douche OP: Maybe you should get on that, literally and figuratively... think about it.

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Kristoffer 35

Quit snooping in your wife's private communications.

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