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By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML
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birds_fml 7

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

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BurpusMe 0

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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JokerXero 0

See if you can get a 3 some going donw :)

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good_life35 0

hahaha, i love how everyone thinks this is a good thing.

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cocky 0

FYL?! Bull shit! Get in on that!!!

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MooTaters 0

...you sure that she's not bi?...I mean it doesn't mean she's a lesbian automatically and don't be surprised with all the comments...what do you expect from the internet.

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asmadasrabbits 0

maybe she had the guy in her phone with a female name, so you wouldn't suspect.

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You_got_it_bad 0

Then ask your wife wht that is. You don't know if she's a lesbian. But u should also talk to the coworker.

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luyuqian 0

Ross again? ...hope u find ur Rachel soon... and, do not read others messages, you will always find out something you do not want to find out...

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mushoo_fml 0

Aw, you beat me to the FRIENDS references :/

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