Love: Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often... - FML

By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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You deserved it 14 793

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By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 565

You deserved it 29 124

By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 552

You deserved it 244

Freudian slip

By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 024

You deserved it 10 230

By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 376

You deserved it 6 577

Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 097

You deserved it 937

What's my name?

By Laura - 22/09/2019 12:00 - Paraguay

Today, as they have for the past three years, my boyfriend's parents have never called me by my actual name. They always "accidentally" call me by my boyfriend's ex's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 826

You deserved it 137

Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 695

You deserved it 174

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 734

You deserved it 3 879

By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 7 810

It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 163

You deserved it 475

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bro1oke 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:29

The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:28

Confront him and tell him you don't like it.

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xrawritsashleyx 11

Monday 18 June 2012 2:44

you're dating a disrespectful immature ass... YDI for tolerating it.

janerose21 3

Monday 18 June 2012 2:46

Real men respect their women. Get rid of this prick and find a man who will treat you like he should. If someone called me a bitch, I would show them a bitch... Not just any bitch, a bad bitch!!

mvgonzales 0

Monday 18 June 2012 2:48

Leave him

crowland0 0

Monday 18 June 2012 2:52

Ugh... How about u stop being a "bitch". Fyl

New_Colours 3

Monday 18 June 2012 2:57

Gotta keep a bitch in place

heydurr 2

Monday 18 June 2012 2:57

A guy should never call a girl a bitch, especially his girlfriend.

balla26 3

Monday 18 June 2012 3:01

*realized

skyeyez9 24

Monday 18 June 2012 3:03

Women need to ditch guys who do Not value them and refer to women as bitches.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 18 June 2012 3:06

Ironically, alot of women overlook a great guy and regulate him to the "friend zone."

silent_bride 5

Monday 18 June 2012 7:53

246: ................no. No such thing as the "friend zone". Women are allowed to have male friends.

lezbitronic 7

Monday 18 June 2012 3:12

You deserve it for letting him call you that.

BigSexy123 11

Monday 18 June 2012 3:16

Well said, good sir or madam.

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Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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Today, I was walking to find a public toilet in a Chinese village. While looking for the women's restroom, I stepped on a thin sheet of plastic. I fell into the toilet's waste collection area and found myself knee-deep in the villagers' faeces. FML

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You deserved it 5 868

Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML

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