By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 597
You deserved it 5 715

Same thing different taste

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Not to rag on everyone's perception here, but has anyone considered that she's not pregnant, so that has nothing to do with it? It just says ultrasound - ultrasounds are not only used for pregnancy, but for heaps of things. Some women have to have them regularly for check ups in regards to gyno issues, and plenty of people need them for stomach and digestive system issues... Taking that into account, all I see is a woman bitching about her husband slacking off in the sex department. If that is the case, OP, then your husband is a fool. Men everywhere would kill for a wife that wanted MORE sex, and even more for a wife who thinks a few weeks without sex is FML-worthy. Give him a bit of a wake up call, and hopefully things get better for you.

I'll take a look at your intimate parts.

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Where's the "Who freaking cares" button when you need it?

foryoublue94 0

have sex. get over it. or just get over it. really?!

BlareMyRadio 0

Maybe it is because you can't spell.

Well you're a ***** for sleeping with so many people.

Actually that's how you spell "realise" in Australia

pigfartspigfarts 0

It's also how you spell realise in England. You know, the place where English was invented?

i agree with damegrey and mercyfml. i find pregos attractive. even with a hairy vag. i love the big boobs with swollen aerolas and nipples. ive had flings with quite a few, they seem to like quickies in the vag area. so thats why i beg for prego back door sex. the best ever.

#66 YDI for not realising that realise isn't spelt realize in english-english.