By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Not to rag on everyone's perception here, but has anyone considered that she's not pregnant, so that has nothing to do with it? It just says ultrasound - ultrasounds are not only used for pregnancy, but for heaps of things. Some women have to have them regularly for check ups in regards to gyno issues, and plenty of people need them for stomach and digestive system issues... Taking that into account, all I see is a woman bitching about her husband slacking off in the sex department. If that is the case, OP, then your husband is a fool. Men everywhere would kill for a wife that wanted MORE sex, and even more for a wife who thinks a few weeks without sex is FML-worthy. Give him a bit of a wake up call, and hopefully things get better for you.

I'll take a look at your intimate parts.

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zebrapattern 6

um, you're ******* pregnant. you better get used to this, for at least an extremely long time. and what is your beautician doing down there? ...

Why would you want to have sex when you are pregnant anyway?

fionaes 3

Just because a woman is pregnant.doesnt mean she doesnt wana have sex pregnancy can make a woman very aroused. Plus women get ultrasounds for other reasons otber than pregnancy sometimes so magbe she not pregnant consixering she didnt say thats what it was for

lhasselb 0

It's called a transvaginal ultrasound.

fckk521 0

You're being ridiculous. Obviously you're pregnant, and it just so happens that you haven't had sex in a while. Suck it up.

I was going to downvote your comment because it was rather stupid, but then I noticed your profile picture was David Tennant. Carry on.

predavlad 3

ever thought maybe 1 person is all that needs to see your ****** in one week.