By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
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judgeymcjudge 0

Not to rag on everyone's perception here, but has anyone considered that she's not pregnant, so that has nothing to do with it? It just says ultrasound - ultrasounds are not only used for pregnancy, but for heaps of things. Some women have to have them regularly for check ups in regards to gyno issues, and plenty of people need them for stomach and digestive system issues... Taking that into account, all I see is a woman bitching about her husband slacking off in the sex department. If that is the case, OP, then your husband is a fool. Men everywhere would kill for a wife that wanted MORE sex, and even more for a wife who thinks a few weeks without sex is FML-worthy. Give him a bit of a wake up call, and hopefully things get better for you.

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Astroman129 7

I'll take a look at your intimate parts.

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FromCFL 0

YDI for not letting your husband know you want some.

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nieska18 0

YDI for saying intimate parts... u sound like a prude.

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tmanapoo 0

You have to be either fat or ugly...

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Professor59 2

Stop complaining, pry your knees apart and give some. It's not like he's going to turn it down. Really hard to have sympathy for women who complain about not having sex when they can have it whenever they feel like it.

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TeniBear 0

Assuming the ultrasound was because she's pregnant, could it be that her husband doesn't want to have sex with a pregnant woman? I know mine is scared of "hurting the baby" - and believe me, I've "pried my legs apart" many times over the past few months. Really hard to have sympathy for idiots who don't see that maybe the OP's problem lays with her husband and not herself.

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Grangoire 0

"check up ultrasound" Are you pregnant? If so, can you blame him? Sex with a pregnant lady is not a fun threesome.

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Veritas143 0

Darn baby is never satisfied and just keeps kickin!

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taechanisapony 4

Same with me, being engaged to someone in the Navy sucks >,< I feel ya, sister.

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DAN7IEL 2

I can't blame ur husband if u are prego....

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