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By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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Dirty mind

By FUCK YOU - 08/08/2014 21:29 - United States

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Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 05:15

Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML

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By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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Love Story

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 19:59

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Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML

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Stickler

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 15:49 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

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Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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Top comments

aimee910 11

Monday 18 June 2012 16:04

Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.

BuffaloSabres134 8

Monday 18 June 2012 15:58

Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.

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kalixzo 11

Tuesday 19 June 2012 5:15

Story of my life.

KingCeltic77 18

Tuesday 19 June 2012 5:47

It's called Adult Friend Finder.

lustmiller 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:28

I feel u bro

smump 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:48

I want a **** with some dude that walks up to someones house and says "I have a pizza for you...EXTRA SAUSAGE!!" then rams his dick through the box.

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 19 June 2012 21:45

When my fiance and I watch porno we critizes it a lot too, we don't watch it to get turned on but just for fun. But, I only enjoy the "high end" type of pornos, not the crappy ones with horrible acting. And before you guys ask, no I'm a woman not man.

DrBlack 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:19

Know exactly what you mean man.

wadsyaname23 0

Friday 22 June 2012 0:11

Get out there and meet someone bro. Just be bold.

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:15

Haha! Stop watching it for like a couple weeks, and maybe next time you'll appreciate it more!

bigtime_rocker 11

Friday 29 June 2012 4:25

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...

TBelle4Ever 15

Sunday 22 July 2012 3:25

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