By Anonymous - 24/10/2013 21:26 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I realized I have erectile dysfunction while drunk, and premature ejaculation while sober. FML
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daniel_dd31 13

I don't know if mixing Viagra with alcohol is a good idea.

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tazmanmike2013 17

Have more sex, practice make ls perfect

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TheBrochure 22

Above all, do your best to RELAX when you do it (so as to not associate performance stress with sex)! That will take practice, as well.

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Michael903 18

If you're in your teens that's normal. If you're 40, you're screwed...

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VancouverGuy89 9

You just lack the mental drive while your drunk and while your sober

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Swartsheep 2

Maybe you are premature when drunk too, you just don't know

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Mimi12589_fml 10

Yeah well... Either way you're ****.. Or not.. Hehe

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King_paradox 22

Can we get a doctor over here?, we have a patient in need of a doctor I'm tired of loosing everyone today.

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legalizenow 16

Do Kegel exercises regularly, start some resistance training program, and cut down on the alcohol - as much as possible. Best of luck, man. No worries, it can be rectified within 3 - 4 weeks.

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monnanon 13

isnt the Kegal a pelvic floor exersiser you know, for women?

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Enslaved 36

There are Kegel exercises for men. #44 has good advise.

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legalizenow 16

Kegel exercises work for men too. The stronger the pelvic floor muscles are, the better they trap blood in for the erection. They also help you get explosive orgasms! Stronger muscles = more contractions = better ******.

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xx000o 27

Congratulations, you join 38% of American males between the ages of 18 to 43.

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