By muddled - 02/05/2012 06:16 - United States - Joliet

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ebonyirony 29

I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

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KalCountry76 12

So you are orange, rough, and you also smell and taste disgusting? That's lovely.

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tybird 6

I'm assuming your talking about your breast size when you refer to the cantaloupe

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f_ourlives2013 7

Dump itttt. #dealbreaker -Liz Lemon

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erin37 27

Your brain and a cantalope are the same size you mean?

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foxy_grampa 19

You have a hard exterior but a sweet inside?

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kittykat1501 31

You are both human, have hair, are mammals, hopefully can talk. Cantaloupe: I got nothing

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