By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

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Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Same thing different taste

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hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

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sallybobally 0

the alot of women will never exprience ****** stuff is nonsense. every woman has the ability to ******, some are just more difficult to get off than others. that gyno on the Doctors show should have her liscense to carry a ****** revoked. get a vibrator, talk about what turns you on...it can work, you'll just have to work

@20 snick can come over any time. * wink*

Maybe hes waiting for marriage? Buy a ***** and shut up.

capgray 0

wow, im not gona lie, that smells like pure gasoline,

g spot google it enjoy ;) ps - a little tongue action wouldn't hurt either

Stop being a selfish c**t only20% or so of women can achieve ****** to Begin wit. Maybe Its YOU not him

madleafsfan - that is SUCH bull! Maybe 20% of the women you've been with... Although with that attitude, I think that'd be an overestimation. 95% of your 20% were faking. Do the math yourself, lol.

kenman884 2

If you've never masturbated, then I guess just tell him, look things up online, and keep working until you get there (took my girlfriend about 5 months, but she had to suppress her sexuality for so long....). Once you do, you should be good. If you do **********, show him what you do. In either case, work at it. It's not that hard.

If an ****** is important to you, break up with him and find somebody else. All the other things that make him an amazing boyfriend are needs you can have met by friends or family. Meeting your sexual needs with somebody else is the only one that is cheating. Does that sound ****** up? Yeah, it does to me, too. That's why I don't endorse monogamy.

bfffness 0

some girls can't get orgasms unless they use vibrators... probably more ur fault than his.