Intimacy: Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world....

By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 707

You deserved it 7 691

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 231

You deserved it 7 282

By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 815

You deserved it 7 326

By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 132

You deserved it 4 526

Keep on going!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 252

You deserved it 3 956

Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 851

You deserved it 310

Communication breakdown

By Jen - 20/03/2012 05:11 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 985

You deserved it 7 313

Anticlimactic

By Ray - 31/12/2020 16:58

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 005

You deserved it 339

Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 684

You deserved it 69 138

By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 590

You deserved it 6 699

By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 099

You deserved it 4 686

mudd 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:04

give him some instructions!

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:08

hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

Comments

cassandralove 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:42

sit on top of him with your feet flat on the bed have im or you rub you clit and move back and forth always works for me

yoyo724 0

Monday 15 March 2010 10:26

Wow. I have also been with my boyfriend for 2 1/2 years and have never had an ******. We both try to make it work but in the end we love each other so much and have a great relationship so we just keep hoping it will happen eventually. Hopefully sooner rather than later :)

demoon_fml 7

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:07

I'm the op's boyfriend. FML. Or I might end up being her ex boyfriend. I have a 7 inch dick and it's pretty thick so this pisses me off quite a bit. Again, FML.

rasellersjr 0

Monday 12 April 2010 19:24

Try making her cum before you get started. It's also easier to make a female have multiples once she has had the first one. This is your poblem dude, not hers. You have a tongue, learn to use it. All the relationships I've been in, I've never had a prob.

asshole991 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 22:59

wow it isnt our fault if you cant get off ....i have been with my girlfriend for over a year and i try all the time to give her her FIRST ****** ever and i cant.....i make her moan and groan but no ****** so deal with it god there is more to sex than ******!

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 1:52

It's her job to know her body. I do not expect my lover to bring me to ****** yet, because I don't know how either.

JenIsRude 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 9:22

i can empathize.

Tkim32 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 20:23

Repeat!

Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

Wednesday 21 April 2010 19:08

it's not fair and you're really mean

Felonia 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 11:12

There are a lot of different things to do and they're more skill than gift - so if you haven't had an ******, it's you or you're not giving him enough opportunity.