By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 707
You deserved it 7 691

Same thing different taste

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hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

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perdix 29

Imabad, ImFoe, BB, Transcend and others make good points. I need to make the corollary, too. While good sex can be good for other aspects of an intimate relationship, when things start going badly in the bedroom, those other aspects are negatively affected. Something to watch out for if you are in a long-term intimate relationship.

YDI for being crap in the sack. it takes two to tango bitch

Erindub 0

You can't just blame him sugar...try talking to him. Maybe show him how its done.

Orgasms are important for happiness and intimacy, but they do not help with conception. This a Renaissance-era bit of pseudoscience that has been debunked. ****** does increase conception rates for some animals, but humans are not among them. Thankfully.

*obviously I was talking about female ****** ;)

BukuElf 0

teach the slapdick.... change the motion up to what gets you off and make him use his tongue.... if you still cant get off FYL

wow bitch. suck it up and get a vibrator.

pluralbusted 0

"he's never MADE me" this is YOUR body, I bet you never talk to him about it and wish he would realize what you want/need

GET A VCH it work wonders :) alone or with someone

Mabye you should talk to him. tell him what hes doing wrong. hey if your not enjoying it then theres a problem. If he cant pleasure u sorry your gonna have to break it off. sex is important in your life. if you dont enjoy it then your not happy.