Work: Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML - FML

By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 04:01 - Australia - Kellyville

Today, at work, I shat myself at my desk thinking it was a fart. I had to waddle down to the parking garage and drive myself home. I’m a grown man. FML

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By bob the builder - 08/11/2012 14:36 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine

Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML

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By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By walnutbladder - 07/01/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Friday 6 April 2012 16:09

Perfect username. Just get a foot stool! Problem solved littleman :3

Cad6 24

Friday 6 April 2012 16:14

Urine quite a situation there. I would just piss it off and use the toilet.

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ninjaboy18 6

Friday 6 April 2012 16:31

Just aim your wee wee higher

JarredAustin 0

Friday 6 April 2012 16:32

bro. that sucks haha.

Feared 9

Friday 6 April 2012 16:34

Today, I realized that im too big to play in the McDonald's play area. FML *shamefully grabs his horse dick, and exits the building*

nadnerbz 6

Friday 6 April 2012 16:35

Pee in the little urinal at the end

coffee_man900 16

Friday 6 April 2012 16:44

Okay, I'll keep this short. Most multi-user washrooms have drains on the floor, so just pee on the floor. I'm sure you can reach that. Now wasn't that easy? :)

lfrye 6

Friday 6 April 2012 16:49

Little people big work?

LuckyTroll 6

Friday 6 April 2012 16:59

Aim upwards still able to hit

charlotte69er 7

Friday 6 April 2012 17:05

It's time to hit puberty bud

shahroni1 3

Friday 6 April 2012 17:24

enlarge bamboo

BrownSugar10940 2

Friday 6 April 2012 17:24

More money more problems

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